Hi, I’m Bryce Gilbert, President, Founder, and CEO of Ass Wipers, Inc., a brilliant new business venture that will  change the face of the American financial landscape.  

Life is full of unpleasant tasks, and we at Ass Wipers, Inc. understand that sometimes you’re too busy or important to dedicate your valuable time to the hum-drum  of these undesirable chores.  Sometimes you just need that helping hand to help your two hands, or be your only hand - whatever, right?

Ass Wipers will be your ultimate outsourcing headquarters for anything...that you might want to outsource.

Step inside, and we’ll show you where the magic happens!